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NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CYBER ON HILLY'S HOOKERS OR ANY WIKI ASSOCIATED WITH HILLY'S HOOKERS. SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.



NEWS:
7/6/05-[NEW WEB LINKS!!!]still under construction, but check them out anyway!

5/30/05-I HAVE DISSABLED THE LINKS TO THE FP. i'M SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. JUST TRYING TO SAVE HILLY'S HOOKERS AND MARY'S MAN WHORES. WILL INFORM YOU OF ANY CHANGES.

2/14/05- iT'S OFFICIAL!!! the winning theme for the manwhore contest is: UNDERWARE!!! so start unzipping and taking pictures, boys!
1/8/05 - PLEASE TAKE Mary's Man Whores poll:36478 to decide what the manwhores will be wearing! Thank you!

11/15/04 i'm starting to make personalized rooms on the fuck page...any hookers who want a room contact [Yanaba] and she'll add yours.

11/15/04 ATTENTION!! mary's man whores is thinking about having a picture contest between the man whores, but we are in need of ideas for what the men will be (or won't be lol) wearing! If you have any ideas for this contest pls contact [Yanaba] and she will add it to her list.


11/9/04 The Pink Flamingo is in need of some award banners for various sexual acts so memebers can proudly proclaime which flamingo or gnome they have earned. Please inform [Aleka] of any banners you create so she can ensure that they are not too preverse. Thanks!

10/15/04 the fuck page is now new and improved! USE IT!!!! and in the MAIN ROOM PLEASE USE THE COMMENTS AREA to cyber! Have fun!

10/10/04 I made a cyber page for all those who feel the need to do that on here. It's more private for you guys. For now, it's called the fuck page. Tell me if you can think of anything better and if i made it right, cuz i'm not sure i did....

9/30/04 WE NOW HAVE BOUNCERS! WE NEED MORE.

8/26/04 the page has been changed now YOU GUYS NEED TO ADD STORIES TO THE PINK FLAMINGO PAGE and yeah keep giving me ideas!

8/5/04 hehehe so yeah Hilly's Hookers has been added to the Adult's only list on The wiki´s wiki page I'm proud of our little joke of a page!
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Okay so heres the umm shpeil okay so i can't spell that umm heres is the way this works: Hilly's Hookers is mainly about sharing interesting sex related stories jokes ect. in general just being indecent! so feel free to just jump right into a conversation!

The Pink Flamingo

Thoughts of a Hooker

The World If I Ran It

Operation: Brad Pitt



Hilly's Hookers administaration and employees



she-pimp : [Animal*Girl]
Hookers:                      
#1: [Aleka]                  
#2: [Yanaba]                 
#3: [Hermes322]      
#4: [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]            
#5: [Kat13]
#6: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
#7: [FaeryPrincess]
#8: [Scarlet Lioness]
#9: [Corp USA Bad]
#10: [Lilly_Cortez]
#11: [Wolf Of Love and lust]
#12:[punk_sk8er]
#13:[Little Red]
#14:[bitchy_girl69]
#15: [hottcandy41]
#16: [pretty in blood]
#17: [~*ChRiS GiRl*~]
#18: [jo has gone]
#19: [SingleSexah]
#20:[Slut_911]


Bouncers:
#1: [Sufanhero]
#2: [Battle of One]
#3: [Balthizar]
#4: [horneyguy]
#5: [tomfucker]
#6: [Wrath of the phoenix]
#7: [Legacy Rite]
#8: [white_devil]
#9: [Cherub]
#10 [Rune Takashi]
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2004-11-20 [Yanaba]: danger is fun until your dead

2004-11-20 [Elansor]: yer, some danger is good, but stupid danger is not cool, it's just stupid.

2004-11-20 [Elansor]: how is every one?

2004-11-20 [Aleka]: ehhh.. can't complain... [Yanaba]'s at my house so i'm having a good time... though she just told me i have to take her home...damn

2004-11-20 [Hermes322]: WEE!

2004-11-20 [Aleka]: YIPPY!!

2004-11-20 [Hermes322]: MY SO CALLED BOYFRIEND HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

2004-11-20 [Balthizar]: Kill him!*grabs gun,baseball bat, shotgun, rifle, knife and a chain saw*

2004-11-21 [Hermes322]: All men should burn in hell, no offence Balth

2004-11-21 [Balthizar]: YAY!

2004-11-21 [Aleka]: wtf!! what a fucking asshole... i'll have my big bro kick his ass!! where does he live!!

2004-11-22 [Yanaba]: UGH!!!! men are pigs!!!!!!!!!!! how the hell does that work? How'd u find out? damn we need to kick ass now!

2004-11-22 [Aleka]: no doubt

2004-11-22 [tomfucker]: So if I am a pig and I sould burn in hell then. Ok I guess you don't need me than do you

2004-11-22 [Yanaba]: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO COME BACK!!!!!!!!

2004-11-22 [Yanaba]: we mean the evil creepy men that use women not you! so pls don't leave

2004-11-22 [tomfucker]: well if all men are pigs and we should burn in hell than why do you want me to come back

2004-11-22 [Aleka]: ...the men that cheat and manipulate people should.... jsut like the women who do the exact same bullshit to men

2004-11-22 [Yanaba]: no....ok women tend to get a little dramatic when they hear that a man has cheated on a woman so sorri if u took it personally but we didn't mean you spicifically, or any of the bouncers on here....we're just mad cuz samee babe's bf cheated on her

2004-11-22 [Aleka]: yeah.. what [Yanaba] said

2004-11-22 [tomfucker]: wel just watch what you say around me because I have been thru alot of bs in my 21 almost 22 years

2004-11-22 [Aleka]: well damn... i'm sorry but you must realize that when a guy cheats on his g/f its a bunch of crap and many girls get extremely frustrated...

2004-11-22 [Yanaba]: oookay.......seriously we weren't directing it towards you.....

2004-11-22 [Pedito]: don't worry top devil dog. there are a lot of guys out there that give the true man a bad name. It is our job to show women that not all men are bad. For those that give us a bad name we gotta show them whats right from wrong even if we got to use bruteforce.

2004-11-22 [Yanaba]: yay for nice guys!!!! women love nice guys!!!

2004-11-22 [Aleka]: i love nice guys!!

2004-11-23 [Legacy Rite]: Nice guys always finish last. I know from experience.

2004-11-23 [Legacy Rite]: You could call the fuck page The velvet Room

2004-11-23 [tomfucker]: weill I am one of the Nice guys and i dont look down on women at all

2004-11-23 [Aleka]: ...the velvet room.... hmmm i like that....

2004-11-23 [Yanaba]: wow...way more inventive than "the fuck room"....lol...yeah i'm mentally drained....yes, devil dog we know you're a nice guy, that's why your are on here. We highly appreciate your services and don't want you to leave :)

2004-11-23 [Yanaba]: oh yeah and nice guys don't finish last...it's just the girl's fault for not recognizing your niceness.....

2004-11-23 [Aleka]: he is sweet.. 8)

2004-11-23 [tomfucker]: *smiles big and blushes*

2004-11-23 [Yanaba]: :)

2004-11-23 [tomfucker]: well if you go to my diary I put something up for all the nice guys out there

2004-11-23 [Yanaba]: ok

2004-11-23 [Aleka]: thats so cute... now i feel like a bitch...

2004-11-23 [tomfucker]: no please don't

2004-11-23 [Yanaba]: aw.......how cute!

2004-11-23 [Aleka]: did you copy that from somewhere?? or did you write it?

2004-11-23 [tomfucker]: I got it from a friend of mine back home. I added some more. I forgot the second part of it

2004-11-23 [Yanaba]: it's good

2004-11-23 [Aleka]: i like it

2004-11-23 [Pedito]: I haven't read it yet but thanks for the support Top Devil Dog.

2004-11-23 [Legacy Rite]: Seriously man thats cool

2004-11-24 [Yanaba]: yay for [tomfucker]!!!

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: yippy for the sexy marine cowboy!!

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: *smiles big and blushes*

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: ahh he can blush!! *hugs*

2004-11-24 [Yanaba]: how cute

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: yes I can but I dont do it that much *hugs*

2004-11-24 [Yanaba]: you should more often, its makes you look cuter...

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: thanks*blushes a little more*

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: lol.. berni's aka [Yanaba] is hitting on you!!!

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: Ya I know she is but I like it

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: I would like to see a pic of her tho so I can see what se looks like

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: lol!! berni give you a picture... unlikely but hey i'll tell you what she looks like... shes sitting right next to me at the moment....

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: really? cool stuff

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: so what does she look like in person

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: ...description... well to start berni is an extremely mixed person with filipino, spanish, mexican, and god only knows what else... she is a lot shorter than me... okay only 3 or 4 inches shorter to make her happy.... dark brown hair, brown eyes, pretty smile, and altogether nice girl.... but she is currently taken....

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: dang that sucks but I always like the mixed races

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: yeah.. everyone hates that she is taken... but i'm positive she is happy with things the way they are.. 8)

2004-11-24 [Yanaba]: yes......i am many things....on the plus side...my bf doesn't think cybering is cheating....although if he ever found out he'd probably think differently......he's like never on here

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: ya well I wish we could meet in person but a pic will do if you put one up for me* looks at you with those big puppy eyes*

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: LOL... oh so you want a pic of her but not me!! after all we've been through ... j/k 8*P

2004-11-24 [Yanaba]: wow...no response.....ouch...poor mary..

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: well I would like one of the both of you

2004-11-24 [Yanaba]: aw...how nice!

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: this way I can put a face with who I am talking to

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: uh huh... now you want one.... sorry i'll stop being a bitch...

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: well I can just leave if you want me to.

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! *tears* don't leave me!! *falls on the ground and grabs hold of your leg* you'll have to take me with you.......... lol

2004-11-24 [Yanaba]: wow.....

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: lol...i have issues... but then so do you... 8*P

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: well Than dont be such a  then

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: 8(... i'm sorry, sometimes i just can't help it.... and i am really pissed off today.... its shows i know... i will get better someday... till then tolerate it

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: well you need to talk me alittle better please

2004-11-24 [Legacy Rite]: Why are you pissed. Do i need to bounce someone 

2004-11-24 [tomfucker]: no I got it all under controll

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: lol... [tomfucker] doesn't like the fact that i've had a bad day and am taking it out on him... which i apologize for, so don't bounce him.... i might need to be kicked out though....

2004-11-24 [Yanaba]: fuck no...ur hooker #1! you can't be kicked out!

2004-11-24 [Pedito]: ok ok, let things get things straight. no fighting. Just go to your rooms and have an orgy, You'll feel much better. Mother's medicine never fails so take my advice

2004-11-24 [Aleka]: lol.... i'll keep that in mind...

2004-11-25 [Yanaba]: hehe...that's some good advice!

2004-11-25 [Aleka]: it is really good advice too bad i'm not pissed any more....

2004-11-26 [Legacy Rite]: I can not hit a woman Its against my personal honor code I can only defend them and please them. And that is some seriously good advice

2004-11-26 [Balthizar]: im with him..no hit women..unless she used to be a guy...anyways

2004-11-26 [Legacy Rite]: LOl..its just scary when that happens.

2004-11-26 [Balthizar]: yah...i like being a guy*nods*

2004-11-26 [Yanaba]: :)

2004-11-26 [Aleka]: ....hmmm.... this is an extremely weird conversation....

2004-11-27 [Legacy Rite]: Most asuredly.

2004-11-27 [Yanaba]: so.....as i understand....both u and Balthizar have it on women who used to be men???

2004-11-27 [Legacy Rite]: Well not really women who used to be men have hit on me , and bein drunk did not help. Its funny how quickly you sober up though...

2004-11-27 [Yanaba]: lol.....well, if you get enough of a shock.......

2004-11-27 [Legacy Rite]: That is very true.... I was out the door and home all in thirty or so minutes. Went back the next morning and got my car from the friends house where we had the party.

2004-11-27 [Yanaba]: lol....woah so u ran???? that must've been quite a shock!

2004-11-27 [Legacy Rite]: Very very shocking. I ran eight miles all the way home and didnt realize it till i woke up the next day

2004-11-27 [Aleka]: lol!!!

2004-11-27 [Pedito]: quite a strange story, exactly why I don't drink so that I can be safe to know that bubba didn't get me in the rear and/or later find out that I had a threesome with a transexual couple. alcohol is good when in controled amounts

2004-11-27 [Balthizar]: i cant drink Alcohol..allergic...bleh

2004-11-27 [Aleka]: ....well... you guys are smart.... i only drink with close friends.... i just watch at parties, unless their thrown for me......

2004-11-28 [Hermes322]: Anyone miss me????

2004-11-28 [Aleka]: ME

2004-11-28 [Aleka]: where the hell have you been?!?

2004-11-28 [Yanaba]: YAY!!!!!!!!! ur back!!

2004-11-28 [Hermes322]: LOL. ^^ sorry I was in Georgia watching my brother graduate from Basic training. So many hot army guys....

2004-11-28 [Aleka]: mmm... hot guys in uniforms..... i might join the army just for them......

2004-11-28 [tomfucker]: well I think the Marines Have better uniforms than the army

2004-11-29 [Hermes322]: The Marines ARE better then the Army.

2004-11-29 [Aleka]: .... guys in uniforms are hot... except navy uniforms.... i can't stand those uniforms....

2004-11-29 [Pedito]: I perfer the marine uniform. You should of seen me in my tux Aleka. I'll see if I can get one from my Ex. She is a bit unwilling to give them up to me.

2004-11-29 [Aleka]: mmm i'd like to see that.... do you need someone to beat down your ex for you. she seems like a bitch....

2004-11-29 [Hermes322]: LOL

2004-11-30 [Yanaba]: YOUR EX STOLE YOUR TUX?????...whoa...how did that happen?....and i agree w/ aleka on the navy uniforms...ugh!

2004-11-30 [tomfucker]: well I love my dress Bluse. They make me look so hot

2004-11-30 [Yanaba]: yes.....yes they do

2004-11-30 [Aleka]: no doubt there

2004-11-30 [tomfucker]: *smile big* I just wish I coud get a pice in them

2004-11-30 [Aleka]: pictures are always nice! why cant you?

2004-11-30 [tomfucker]: I mean get some pussy

2004-11-30 [Aleka]: huh??

2004-11-30 [Aleka]: ....i'm so confused

2004-11-30 [tomfucker]: I wish they could help me get laid

2004-11-30 [Aleka]: well i can't help you there....

2004-11-30 [tomfucker]: ya I know but if you saw me in person could you help me then

2004-11-30 [Aleka]: ....seeing as i'm a virgin..... ummm

2004-11-30 [Aleka]: now if i weren't.... i don't know

2004-11-30 [tomfucker]: well thats understandable. but you never know

2004-11-30 [Balthizar]: ...ok.....

2004-11-30 [Aleka]: lol. ;) who knows?

2004-11-30 [Hermes322]: LOL. Dress blues? She stole your dress blues? What the hell is wrong with her?

2004-11-30 [tomfucker]: no I still have my dress blues

2004-11-30 [Aleka]: i figured out why i was confused!!! not that it matters but its always nice to figure these things out....

2004-11-30 [tomfucker]: ya it is

2004-11-30 [Aleka]: confusion can be evil sometimes and leave you confused for a very long time and then suddenly you realize what an ass you are but it doesn't matter any more....

2004-12-01 [tomfucker]: mr so horny

2004-12-01 [Aleka]: what else is new.... 8*P

2004-12-01 [tomfucker]: ya true

2004-12-01 [Aleka]: your male... its to be expected

2004-12-01 [tomfucker]: Yes I am and proud of it

2004-12-01 [Aleka]: good... i'm glad your proud of being what you are... i'd be concerned other wise

2004-12-01 [tomfucker]: ya so would i

2004-12-01 [Aleka]: lol.... but if you weren't then you'd just get it changed now a days so i don't know if you'd be concerned.... but then i wouldn't know anything about it... i'm proud of being me!!

2004-12-01 [tomfucker]: wel thats good*wishes he could get sometin sometin right now*

2004-12-01 [Yanaba]: whoa!....i missed a bunch..or did i?

2004-12-01 [Aleka]: ...no not really... top devil dog is horny and wants cyber sex.... we had a discussion about being proud of our sex.... and then there was a short segment about confusion in there.

2004-12-01 [tomfucker]: Me so horny

2004-12-01 [Yanaba]: okay...maybe i didn't then...lol

2004-12-01 [Aleka]: ....yanaba's never had cyber sex w/ you before.... i'm sure she feels left out... ;)

2004-12-01 [Yanaba]: yes i have

2004-12-01 [Yanaba]: once

2004-12-01 [Aleka]: really?

2004-12-01 [Aleka]: did you have fun?

2004-12-01 [Yanaba]: oh lots! :)

2004-12-01 [Aleka]: good times!!

2004-12-01 [Yanaba]: yes!:)

2004-12-01 [Aleka]: i love having fun on the internet....

2004-12-01 [Yanaba]: fun is good

2004-12-01 [Aleka]: fun is fun!

2004-12-04 [Yanaba]: what were we talking about before?/???...i'm too lazy to read it all again.

2004-12-04 [Aleka]: ...i don't know....

2004-12-04 [Yanaba]: let's change the subject......um.......

2004-12-04 [Aleka]: so berni... enjoy battle of the bands??

2004-12-04 [Yanaba]: ESKIMOES ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!!!!!....that's all i have to say. lol

2004-12-04 [Aleka]: LOL... ahh Quagmire RULES god trevor the bomb... and so is sean... and so is the other three members who i don't know.... but god that was fun

2004-12-04 [Yanaba]: SEAN IS DEAD SEXY!!!!!......crush on him since freshman year.....and on sonny oh.....but no touchy for berni lol

2004-12-04 [Aleka]: LOL... sean is cute in a short kind of way.... damn i hate being tall.... sonny isn't my type though...

2004-12-04 [Yanaba]: just physically.....would never go out w/ sonny....eric on the other hand...esp w/ the black hair now....*drools*.....but mike is soooooo much better.

2004-12-04 [Aleka]: ... i don't know who eric is...well i know a eric but i don't think its the same eric your talkin bout

2004-12-04 [Yanaba]: he's korean.....junior.....adopted.....orange hair (well now it's black).....goatee.....last name: bartram.......gabby's in love w/ him and we call him mr hottie jr hottie

2004-12-04 [Aleka]: .....8) smile and nod like you know who she's talking about

2004-12-04 [Yanaba]: OH GOD!!! lol

2004-12-04 [Aleka]: 8)

2004-12-04 [Yanaba]: :-P

2004-12-04 [Aleka]: do we have a new hooker??!!! 8)

2004-12-04 [Balthizar]: more ppl to guard and watch U.U

2004-12-04 [Hermes322]: I HAVE STREP THROAT!

2004-12-04 [Hermes322]: When did all these hookers show up?????? Last I checked there weren't more then six of us!

2004-12-04 [Aleka]: lol.... they appear now and then.... 8)

2004-12-05 [Hermes322]: Oh! you mean like orgasms? Or man who actually know what they're doing?

2004-12-05 [Aleka]: LOL... exactly!

2004-12-05 [Hermes322]: LOL

2004-12-06 [Yanaba]: ooh...strep throat....not good. get better!...and yay new hooker!

2004-12-06 [Not Here!]: I added myself but I asked Aleka if I could and I have no response yet so if you don't want me just take me off. Thank you.

2004-12-06 [Legacy Rite]: But gaurding is fun......

2004-12-06 [Hermes322]: Nah. Stay. Aleka is fucking awsome. She won't care.

2004-12-06 [Not Here!]: Great thank you!

2004-12-06 [Aleka]: i gave you a response now.... a lil bit late i realize 8*} but welcome to hilly's hookers

2004-12-06 [Not Here!]: Thank you.

2004-12-07 [Yanaba]: yes welcome

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: this wiki is growning... i love it

2004-12-07 [Yanaba]: heeheehee

2004-12-07 [tomfucker]: I know whats growing

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: lol

2004-12-07 [Legacy Rite]: Shame on you Top Devil Dog. Were suposed to protect them....

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: .... but you can do so much more than protect us.... ;) besides he's one of my man whores anyway....

2004-12-07 [Legacy Rite]: Man whore...havent thought about that. So much more......*quirked brow*

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: lol.... i am mary... and i am the creator of mary's man whores if you want you can add your name to my whore list....;)

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